Happy Mother's Day to all those fine ass mothers out there.

You know who you are.

Well, balls.

All I wanted was to send my mother a bouquet of daffodils for Mother's Day next week.  I even, in an unprecedented move, called the florist two weeks ago to see if this was possible, and I QUOTE, they said, "Call us back a week in advance so we can get the order in time to our wholesaler."  So.  I set a meeting notice to remind myself, ( Read more... )

I have been avoiding my mother lately, but seeing as how I failed to at least send her a card for (our) birthday this year, I thought I'd at least do something nice for Mother's Day.  Last year? I think I got her this b.a. hammock (that I promptly took over when I visited) that she enjoyed.

This year, I'm broke, and in a different state.  So I  ( Read more... )